aro_in
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 | | Subject: how to bw a gaNGSTAH...wid H HAA.. Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:17 pm | |
| Step1Choose a gangsta name. In days past, fashion has demanded that such gangsta names were elaborate pseudonyms crafted of misspelled words and hyphens. Today's gangsta names are much more diverse. If unable to create a suitable gangsta name, ask chums from the neighborhood (or "homies") to give you a nickname. Phrases like "chill," "dog" and "money" are often good to use; avoid names like "Carlton," "Bryant" and "Vanilla Ice."
Step2Learn to use the gangsta lingo. Word. If the local community college does not offer classes, then use resources such as Urban Dictionary or watch reruns of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" (see Resources below). A great first step is to always add "dog" to a sentence when addressing others. It's easy and fun to do, dog.
Step3Buy very large pants but not a belt. Wear nice underwear, preferably boxers. Real gangstas do not have dirty drawers!
Step4Invest in a quality set of poorly-done tattoos. The more they look like they were received in prison with a tattoo gun rigged from an old ink pen, the better! Popular gangsta tattoo choices include praying hands, portraits of Tupac and Biggie, pictures of one's dogs and, of course, your own name.
Step5Pick a quality gangsta role model from television and imitate everything he does. If unsure where to find a gangsta role model, go to a favorite music video channel.
Step6Remember that nothing says "gangsta" like a mouth full of gold teeth, especially if they are studded with diamonds that actually spell out the word "gangsta."
Step7Enjoy the newfound street credibility and the respect that the gangsta lifestyle brings, but always remember that struggle going on across the bleak city streets, which you have probably heard of through the jams on your 80-gig video iPod.
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ck*biatchy
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aro_in
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ck*biatchy
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| | Subject: Re: how to bw a gaNGSTAH...wid H HAA.. Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:55 pm | |
| ngeeekz!! hnuon pud!! ahehehe  | |
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bigboy_taba
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| | Subject: Re: how to bw a gaNGSTAH...wid H HAA.. Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:42 am | |
| ganun?
how many %?
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aro_in
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| | Subject: Re: how to bw a gaNGSTAH...wid H HAA.. Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:35 am | |
| 101% toink. hehehe nyc jud btw.  | |
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AllKill12
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